Don't you just want to belly up to the bar with him and have a Guiness? He is mighty swell. I met George at the local farm yesterday, at first I thought he was the Planter's Peanut. He says he gets that alot. After much consideration I decided to bring him home and see if he would sprout, he seems so good natured and all doesn't he?
(A note on George: George is likely a local, though an immigration status is a possibility.....will this influence his ability to sprout?)