An Ode To Mr. Adams

I was inspired to write this ditty after carrying our growing collection of empties from the counter to the basement this morning:

Six empty cases of beer on the floor, six empty cases of beer

We drank the Sam down after digging the ground,

Six empty cases of beer on the floor.

Six empty cases of beer on the floor, six empty cases of beer,

We keep them near, cause the children are here,

Six empty cases of beer on the floor.

Six empty cases of beer on the floor, six empty cases of beer

Honey run to the store, we must buy some more

We need a full case of beer on the floor!